Thurdays?...just another day...

Mark this day in your calendars, for it is indeed momentous. Today is the day I officially give up sneezing. You see I seem to sneeze a lot. Not necessarily more than anyone else, but you know, it does happen. I do sneeze. There is no shame in admitting it, especially now that it’s behind me. The secret is something I gleamed from a newsletters “top tip”: tickling the roof of your mouth with your tongue will prevent you from sneezing. And it works. This morning, I was gonna sneeze, I did that, and I didn’t sneeze. Conclusive. Since then, I’ve had the urge to sneeze several more times, all of which were combated by this technique, though a word of warning, chocolate makes your mouth dry and subsequently, this technique becomes harder to perform, but still possible.

Chocolate. Leads me to shop workers. They hate giving out change. I mean, think about that for a minute. Why do they hate it? Because then they would have no change, right? But if they never give out change, then they always have it? What are they saving it for? Someone whose bag of Cadburys button is more important than mine? Does the Queen shop there? I don’t get it…and gave myself a mini headache thinking about it earlier on. So I’ll stop now…go play some solitaire or Lander. Look for this gold digging game that has thus far eluded me.

*edit* currently, as is usually the case here, the network is down. Or half down. Well, it’s not up, its between working and not. So if the page is messed up, and only half this text is there…that’s why.